IRL.
Ok, true story coming up:
A friend of a friend, let´s call him Brian, was out on his first night out for over six months since he had a really hard time coming over his ex-boyfriend, let´s call him Robbie.
So he went to this club and who does he meet there if not Robbie! Of course! So he´s getting all nervous and Robbie starts asking him how he is and so on, Brian doesn´t know what to say so he complements Robbie for his nice brooch… And Robbie says thnx and tells him it´s his favourite… The further the conversation goes Brian gets more and more nervous (remember this is the guy his trying to get over for six months!!!) so he starts to pick att the brooch and suddenly when Robbie´s not looking it falls off!!!
Suddenly it´s in his hands. Robbie sees that his brooch is gone and asks Brian where it is, who claims he doesn´t know.
R: - But it´s in your hand!
B: -No.
R: - But I can see it´s in your hand give it back to me!
And by this time his so nerous that he puts the brooch in his mouth (?)…
R: - Did you just put my brooch in your mouth?
And then… he swallows it!!!
Poor guy, first night out on six months… he meets his ex-boyfriend and then he SWALLOW his favourite brooch…
This story is so sad.
